I'm a simple girl with a simple life, nothing special. I like to help whenever I see someone in distress yet some how all the advice I give I never follow myself.
In spite of all the tragedies in my life I happen to keep going even in the worst of times. Yet there always seems to be that one quote that sticks to me.
"You can complain because roses have thorns or you can rejoice because thorns have roses"
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
we all know someone who has the pterodactyl laugh..
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES